[E.L.F.'s Table, SJ Returns 2] A train is long. It is a banana which is long.
[Let's go shopping] We've had it enough.
I am stuffed. We have to walk.
You only talk the talk.
- We are in a car. - So...
why don't you binge shopping?
- Or... - The person who loses... - What?
The loser buys some souvenir for the two.
Giving some gifts.
You need new shoes.
Hey, get some new ones.
[He only has a pair of slippers on his trip to Japan] Tada!
Let's get new ones for him.
- Well. - I don't want any slippers.
Well, how did you know that?
[Heechul - shoes] - For me, shoes. - Shoes?
[Leeteuk also wants shoes] I love shoes, too.
[Shindong wants them too] - You love watches. - Watches?
- It is too expensive. - No, it is too expensive.
[Heechul is naive] - How much is it? - No way. - How expensive!
- Which games are popular? - What's the hottest?
- Rhyme game! - Rhyme game?
- Hip Hop.
[What?] A game made by those born in 1996?
[So old school] Hip Hop is popular.
Say words with the same last letter. The count of words does not matter.
[Following rhymes] - The last letter should be 'Gee,' for example. - Oh?
- Just as Joonhyung Park says, you say every word with the same sound. - Yes.
[Note: You need some swag] - With full swag? - Okay.
[1st round: -ture] - Here we go. - Go.
I go first.
[Yo!] - Okay. - I am the first.
It is not a discussion.
Just shut up.
Yes, if you say so,
it will be too quiet to go on.
[Yo!] I want this
- big picture. - Big picture!
Then, it's my turn.
- Shindong. - I go!
What will I say?
- Wait. - Wait a minute.
[Don't drag time] - I am feeling the rhythm. - It does not go well. - Weird.
- Hey, you are stupid. - Today is my birthday.
Tomorrow is my birthday.
Give me a punch.
[Accepted]
Shindong, happy birthday!
[ture ture ture] There is more.
Leeteuk and I turn 37 next year.
When will we meet?
The woman I could love forever, my wife.
[(He's good)]
We are not used up yet.
We can do more.
I make my own life.
This road is my path.
- So what? - What?
Wait.
[He's in crisis only after two turns] What is that?
You are bad at Emceeing.
Make it right.
You are attacking us.
- My heart is left with scars. - Scars!
[Leeteuk is cornered, professional MC] You are the loser.
- Hey, come one. - Cheer up.
I am so nervous!
[It does not make sense] Go again.
Am I right?
[(Shindong, what should we do?)]
Let's stop this.
- Just change. - So fun. - You lose. - Do I?
[1:0:1] - Yes, you lost. - Why? I did it right. You,
- 1:0:1. - 1:0:1. What is the next?
[(So sad...)] It is so fun.
[2nd round: T] Leeteuk, you go.
Okay.
I will go with the simplest one.
Where we live.
- Many people live there. - Apartment complexes?
Hey, you...
Many people live there.
They need their own space.
I was about to say it.
Mother, father, thank you.
I am doing high rapping.
My throat could bleed.
High rapping!
Leeteuk!
- What? - Your name is that one?
Leeteu...
- You are too bad. - Why? - Okay, fine. Go ahead.
[You are warned] - You go, Shindong. - You don't have any.
It's my turn.
Let me have a good idea.
[T]
Leeteuk made no sense
by using his name.
You are too terrible.
With my rapping, I go straight.
[Ah~ Oh~]
I told in the previous season.
We believe shamanism.
I love horror movies.
The occult!
- Wow, occult! - That is so impressive.
[Yo!]
With high rapping, I would see my throat bleeding.
When you replay SJ Returns,
that is the highlight.
[Staff: Oh~]
They are reacting!
- You got some hints from mine. - Yes.
- Okay, you go. - Right.
You are bad at rapping.
- I will drop the beat. - Beat!
You need some beat?
Then, you need a cassette player.
You are old school.
- You are old school. - Yes.
[Well...hmm...]
[In silence] You lost, too.
- You are the loser. - Hey. - Wait.
- Do something. - Give me some time. - If you get it finished like this,
haven't you seen it?
[Lame excuse] I am rapping now.
I am doing narrative rapping.
I am murmuring.
I am talking.
Don't give yourself time like that.
Well, I lost.
- Next? - What is the next?
[2:0:2] - Next. - That is the last one. - Okay.
- This round is worth five points. - Okay.
[I can turn it around] The last word.
[3rd round: U] - U? - U? - It is easy.
[(I can do it)] It is easy.
U U. We've had good food.
Baek Jong Won would say, "Delicious?"
[Stuttering]
Hey, Mr. Baek is not the only one.
Nationally popular MC U.
- MC Yoo. - Yoo.
My mother's surname is Yoo.
What is that?
- Her name? - You are really bad at this game.
You are a bad rapper.
Get some milk, baby.
Milk, I love milk.
- Hey, you are not supposed to do like that. - Why?
[Frustrated] - Hey, don't make a connection like that. - Why?
- Say some words that end with U. - Oh, U.
You and I, U.
[(Oh, my god)]
Lots of people are now...
jeering.
[Woo woo]
[He's reacting even now!] Jeering.
Yo! Let's get it started again.
It is over, man.
[You are the loser] You lost.
Games are not over.
I feel swag in my body.
Hey, are you doing it alone?
Swag? Not rubbish?
[To be continued in EP 11]